Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool. Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces. They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy. It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky. The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen. I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was. The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks. 25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment. She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade. As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment. It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing. There's a reason that roses have thorns. He didn’t want to go to the denti...

The lake is a long way from here. He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him. The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life. He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love. Today is the day I'll finally know what brick tastes like. Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear. He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days. He colored deep space a soft yellow. Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails. Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello. It's much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball. I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me. They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage. Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin. Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myse...

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships. The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars. Not all people who wander are lost. Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head. Two seats were vacant. She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon. His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row. The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated. The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog. Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner. The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup. She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels. A glittering gem is not enough. The shooter says goodbye to his love. She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it. Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser ...